Joke: 3 wishes

A woman was walking along the beach and she found a bottle. She started rubbing it and a genie appears.

"I will grant you 3 wishes. But the condition is, whatever you ask for, your husband back home will receive 10 times more."

So she was very excited and without hesitation, she makes her 1st wish.

"I want to be the richest woman in the whole world."

"You wish is granted", says the genie. Immediately she becomes the richest woman in the world and her husband became 10 times as rich. So she went on to make her 2nd wish.

"I want to be the most beautiful woman in the whole world."

"You wish is granted", says the genie. Immediately she becomes the
most beautiful woman in the world and her husband became 10 times as handsome. So
she went on to make her 3rd wish.

"I want to have a mild heart attack."

"You wish is granted", says the genie. Immediately she starts to feel a slight chest pain and giddyness. But the whole thing went through in about 5 minutes and she recovered quickly.

Knowing that her husband has already been 10 times richer and suffered a massive heart attack, she rushes home in a private jet, ready to inherit all the money her husband will leave behind.

To her surprise, she went home and found her husband still alive and healthy.

"Honey, you won't believe this! I suddenly have so much money and turned more good-looking."

She asked "What about your body? Anything unusual happened to your body?"

Her husband thought for a while and said "Oh, I remembered. A few moments ago, I felt an itch in my heart, but what has it got to do with all this?"

It was then she realized that her husband had a heart attack 10 times milder than hers.

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