To Ease your Monday Blues...Posted November 16th, 2009 by sEtH
Marketing for Dummies
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I’m fantastic in bed." That’s Direct Marketing
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You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
"He’s fantastic in bed." That’s Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone
number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I’m fantastic in bed."
That’s Telemarketing.
You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie,
you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her
bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,
"By the way, I’m fantastic in bed." That’s Public Relations.
You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, I hear
you’re fantastic in bed." That’s Brand Recognition.
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I think Advertising is the best way to go...but dunno expensive or not LOL
Maybe, maybe not...
Well, that depends what which fren u choose liao hahaha...
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