So far, Italian Spiderman's abilities include:
- Teletransportation
- Strength
- Sexually Attractiveness
- Making a chicken make anything he wants
- Surf
- Fly
- Summon Penguins
If this goes on, I believe the Italian Spiderman would be the coolest superhero on our planet.
When your deodorant spray runs out, you have to improvise.
If you have $15 and 1 sweet costs $1,
then 3 sweet wrappers can change 1 sweet,
how many sweets can you get with $15?
Give your answers below.
Superband: Mondays, 8pm, Channel U
Normally I will do this after the entire show has been aired, but after watching last night's edition of Superband on Channel U, I decide it was the end of the show for me
I cannot deny that I was pretty excited when I saw the trailer for Superband. I thought this time round there might be more talented bands this time round(and less singing boy & girl bands, because we seriously have too much of them).
No doubt that the trailer looked damn good, the logo looked damn good, even the participants looked damn good. But when the show started, that's all that I could ever ask for.
As I turned on the TV set last night, the first band I caught was a girl band. I went to shower first. When I came back, I saw another girl band and go and get my dinner first. Finally, when I come back, I get to see one rock band - Soap.
They were going to perform Jay Chou's "黄金甲", which I thought might be a good start and they may come up with something good. Turns out to be a total disaster.
The lead singer was jumping around uncomfortably throughout as if his band members had told him "You better do this good, our life is in your hands." I doubt he knew what he was singing, but nobody does anyway. The drummer gave all out, the keyboard ok, bass ok, but I don't think I heard the guitar at all. For some reason the guitarist was strumming very hard but nothing came out.
And then there's this guy on the turntables. His scratches were noob. And he only scratched for 1 single fucking bar throughout the whole 1-min-plus performance.
I love you, Paris.
Love you too.
Gentlemen at the approach, F***s U at your boyfriend.
"The boss is out of town. We anyhow sell."
Fouth installment of the Italian Spinoff.







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